Memorable quotes for
The Incredible Hulk (2008)

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The Incredible Hulk: Hulk *smash!*

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Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [leaving Betty's house after talking to Samson] Where does she meet these guys?

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Bruce Banner: [in a poor Portuguese] Don't make me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.
Tough Guy Leader: [in Portuguese] What the hell he is talking about?

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[last lines]
Tony Stark: What would you say if I told you we're putting a team together?
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Who's "we"?

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Betty Ross: [Betty and Bruce need to get across town in New York City] The subway is probably quickest.
Bruce Banner: Me in a metal tube, deep underground with hundreds of people in the most aggressive city in the world?
Betty Ross: Right. Let's get a cab.

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Tony Stark: You know I don't really want to say 'I told you so,' but the super-soldier project was put on ice for a reason.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Mr. Stark. You always wear such nice suits.
Tony Stark: ...Touché.

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Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: As far as I'm concerned, that man's whole body is property of the U.S. army.

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Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [speaking to Blonsky in his hospital bed] How are you feeling?
Emil Blonsky: Pissed off, and ready for round three.

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Samuel Sterns: I can give you pieces but not the whole Humpty Dumpty.

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Emil Blonsky: [referring to Banner] We didn't lose him. I had him in my sights and something hit us. Something *big*, hit us. It threw a forklift truck like it was a softball.

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[During the fight between The Hulk and The Abomination.]
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [Refering to the machine gun on the helicopter.] Use that thing soldier. Give him some help.
Helicopter Soldier: Which one?
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: The green one. Which one do you think?

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Bruce Banner: Stan, I give you my word. Whatever you've heard about me, it's not true.
Stanley: Oh, I know it. I always knew it. I mean, you know how I felt about you two.
[Bruce nods]
Stanley: Have you talked to her?
Bruce Banner: No. She doesn't know that I'm here.
[pause]
Bruce Banner: She's with somebody?
Stanley: Yeah, He's a head-shrink. They say he's one of the best. But a really nice guy.
Bruce Banner: Oh... Good. That's good.
Stanley: Bruce. What can I do to help you?
Bruce Banner: I could use a bed for a few nights.
Stanley: Ah. You can have the spare room upstairs.
Bruce Banner: That'd be so great.
[pause]
Bruce Banner: There's, uh, there's one other thing...

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[repeated line]
Emil Blonsky: Is that all you've got?

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The Incredible Hulk: Leave me alone.

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Major Kathleen 'Kat' Sparr: We got a case of gamma poisoning in Milwaukee. A man drank one of those health soda drinks - guess it had a bit more kick than he was looking for...
[Stan Lee drinks the soda, and starts choking]

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Emil Blonsky: I've had missions go wrong, and seen good people go down, all because someone didn't tell them what they were walking into. I moved on because that's the job, and that's what we do. But this... this is a whole new level of weird, and I don't think I want to step away from it. Sir, if you're going to take another crack at him, I want in. And with respect, sir, you'll need a team that's prepared and ready to fight, because if that thing shows up again... you're going to have a lot of professional tough guys pissing in their pants, sir.

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Samuel Sterns: [nervously, in front of a mutating Blonsky] Oh God... this is what I was trying to explain... I don't know what, what you did to yourself... I don't know if you can understand what I'm saying... but if you just get back on the table... I can... fix this...
[with a laugh, Blonsky shoves him aside]

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Abomination: Give me a *real* fight!

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[Blonsky finds a photo of Betty in Banner's apartment]
Emil Blonsky: A girlfriend? She helps him, maybe?
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [confiscating the photo] She is no longer a friend, he closed that door a long time ago. He's alone. He wants to be alone.

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Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: You must realize that what I'm about to tell you is very sensitive, both to me and to the Army. You know that we have a Bio-Force Department, and that we had a bio-force enhancement research project developed during World War II...
Emil Blonsky: A Super-Soldier.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: A simplification, but yes. We decided to dust it off, and give it another go, aiming to create the better soldier. Banner's work was very early-phase. It wasn't even weapons application, he thought he was working on radiation resistance. I would never have told him what it was really for, but he was so sure about what he was doing he tested it on himself. And something went very wrong... or it went very right.

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Major Kathleen 'Kat' Sparr: Sir, Blonsky...
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [expecting the worst] Does anyone know if he had any next-of-kin or family?
Major Kathleen 'Kat' Sparr: Ask him yourself...
Emil Blonsky: [salutes Ross, in perfect health] Sir!

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Emil Blonsky: [attacking Bruce] Where is it? Show it to me!
[The Hulk doesn't appear]
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: If you've taken it from me, I'm going to put you in a home for the rest of your life.

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[first line]
Bruce Banner: Is it ready?

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Soldier #2: How are you feeling, man?
Emil Blonsky: Like a monster.

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Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: How old are you, Blonsky, forty-five?
Emil Blonsky: Thirty-nine.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: That takes a toll, doesn't it?
Emil Blonsky: Yes, it does.
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: So get out of the trenches. You should be a Colonel by now, with your record.
Emil Blonsky: No, sir, I'm a fighter, and I'll be one for as long as I can. Mind you, if I took what I had now, and put it in a body that I had ten years ago, that would be something I could use to fight him...
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [thoughtfully] I think I can arrange something like that...

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Samuel Sterns: I've always been more curious than cautious, and that's served me well so far...

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Emil Blonsky: [about Banner] You've seen what he becomes, right?
Samuel Sterns: I have... and it's beautiful, godlike...
Emil Blonsky: I want that. I need that. Give me that.
Samuel Sterns: I don't know what you've got in you already... the mix could be an abomination...
[Blonsky tries to kill Sterns]
Samuel Sterns: I wasn't saying that I wasn't willing... I was merely explaining that you give your legal consent, which you have...

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Samuel Sterns: You didn't give me enough of your blood. So I concentrated it, synthesized it... and made more.

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